Buah Anggur.... Lalalala...

Seorang budak pergi ke sebuah kedai dan bertanya kepada jurujual.
Budak:akak kat sini ada jual anggur x?
Jurujual:dah habis.
esoknya budak itu pergi ke kedai itu lagi dan bertanya
Budak:akak kat sini ada jual anggur x?
Jurujual:dah habis.
esoknya budak itu pergi ke kedai itu lagi dan bertanya
Budak:akak kat sini ada jual anggur x?
Jurujual:dah habis.
esoknya budak itu pergi ke kedai itu lagi dan bertanya
Budak:akak kat sini ada jual anggur x?
Jurujual:dah habis.
esoknya budak itu pergi ke kedai itu lagi dan bertanya
Budak:akak kat sini ada jual anggur x?
Jurujual:dah banyak kali adik tanya kat sini ada anggur ke tak!Akak cakap x da.Xda lah!Esok kalau adik mintak anggur lagi akak paku kaki adik kat sini.
Esoknya budak tu datang dan;
budak:kat sini ada paku tak?
Jurujual:da habis.
Budak:bagus,anggur ada x akak?

ODM

Jam ODM ni aku beli sepasang... Masa aku ke sana sini mencarik jam ODM ni.... paling the lowest sekali yang aku nampak is RM39.90. So jalan lagi.... kat Jonker Walk plak was RM25.00 So jalan lagi.

So jalan punya jalan punya la jalan sampai la aku kat Times Square... Mula-mula cam tak caya la jugak sebab just RM10.00 je... so aku cepat-cepat la grab.

both watches tend to be the exact wacth that i found out before this... Kinda lucky huh? Or was it just coincidence... You name it...

My BMW E30

This is my ride. an E30 1984 in-6 cyl 2.0. Still in a good shape and i got it with the best deal i could ever had.
Value for money, so to say. I mean what else i coulda have, it's a classic and i tend to tame this guy as long as i can.
Normally those who have this, they have already changed to RB20 but i tend to keep the original engine cause it's still at its peak, so to speak.
By next year, i might be going to Putrajaya for a roadtax cut. They say.. vehicles over or at 25 years old are eligible for a road tax cut... i dunno how much but it seems a relief.

Johnny's Restaurant

On the night of Christmas, i was in Malacca for my day out and since it was my day off, Yeayyy!!!! Right after noon and after my lunch i headed to Malacca town.

The first place to crash was Mahkota Parade and Palawan Mall. I parked my car at the Equatorial Hotel. These three buildings are just next to each other so i don't feel the hassle of parking anywhere between these three buildings...

Just next year Carrefour will be opened. Now there's a few hypermarkets in Malacca popped up in this time of the year, it was like a race.. all at once!

Well, after some time of window shopping, my friend Pify came and joined the crusade. Hee hee hee... but then there's nothing much to buy cause i had mine already last week while i was in KL. Bummer!!! it was packed all the way till the night.

Me and Pify went for tea break at 4p.m at Johnny's Restaurant and after that we saw a Thai exhibition where there's loads of junks and crafts and there was food too!! i tried the Thai Otak-otak (great new taste) and pandan chicken and prawn fritters(nicely done)

Pic : Spinach noodles and BBQ sliced beef, Tom Yam Suop, Steamed Rice, Thai jasmine tea and Thai Chilli Sauce. (tea break la sangat ek)

Bapak Selukut!

Fuiyyyyoooooo!!!!! Besar giler ikan selukut ni..... An Ney, nelayan dan supplier ikan kat kedai aku dan jugak kawan ayah aku waktu deorang sama-sama nelayan dulu. Ayah aku dah retire jadik nelayan sebab dah full time kat kedai Ibu. Dia ke laut just as hobby waktu hari cuti which falls on Mondays and Tuesdays. Most of his fishing time would be with his friends like 4-5 of them. Together in my dad's boat the go out at high tide. Dad has his own GPS device to guide then out there so they will always stay on the current route, the safest route cause high and low tide will make the route different. Well, he knows more than I do. He he he he.....
Semalam Si An Ney hantar ikan-ikan pari dan any ikan yang dia dapat untuk dijual kat kedai. Ikan selukut yang kat picture ni rasanya coming to 6kg. Memang besar. kalau masak asam pedas ni... Aiyohhhhh!!!!! makan ikan je la tak yah makan nasi. An Ney ni pemurah orangnyer. Selalu kalau ada ikan-ikan yang kecik tu yang dia tak leh jual, dia kasik je kat aku tak pon kat orang kedai aku ni..... Fresh beb. just a few hours je came back fom the sea. So puas la jugak aku ni jadik anak nelayan... makan ikan fresh-fresh je. kawan- kawan ayah pon selalu kasik ikan-ikan fresh kat family aku .... hu hu hu.... Alhamdulillah!!!

Yeay!!! Basri datang lepak kat sini...

Ni la kawan aku, Basri. Dia bisnes kat pasar malam in fact the whole family bisnes kat pasar malam merata-rata area muar ni. Dia, Maknyer, Abangyer, Akaknyer...... memang family dia couquer bisnes kain kat pasar malam. Kakak dia nye kedai lagi hebat, walaupon bukak kat pasar malam tapi dah cam rupa gedung pakaian, mostly everything ada. Yang cantik are selendang, tudung dan baju women daripada yang murah dan affordable sampai yang mencecah ratusan ringgit.
Malam tu dia datang dalam kol 11 lebih. Ok la jugak sebab aku dah relax sket, tak banyak kije nak dibuat. Just borak kosong dan plan nak kuar esok harinya. Biasanya planning outing aku pada sabtu malam Ahad (kekadang je dan kalau aku larat) dan selasa malam Rabu (ni pon kalau aku tak ke KL) Hu hu hu.... ni je la 2 hari outing aku... ngan two of my good friends kat Muar ni... Basri ngan Wak Lan. maybe gi karaoke then minum-minum kat warong Pak Atan sebab kat situ je yang foodnyer best gak la (oti canainyer) dan sebab dia tutup kol 4 pg.... after that kami head back home.... Zzzzz....

KESAH UDANG GORENG TEPUNG

Al kesahnyer malam semalam, ada la customer maybe some outsiders datang ke kedai aku. nampak gayanya cam KLrean. Anyway who gives a shit who they are.
makan punya la banyak.... ikan bakar la, sweet & sour fish, sate, sotong dan segala. memang banyak la deorang makan..... masa deorang tengah makan, yang si papanye tu datang la kat kaunter seafood nak order lagi.
So dia amik la few big prawns. not just ordinary prawns bug king size XXL nye prawns. 5 akor je dah coming to 700 grams. A kilo would be RM45, so what he took came up to rm30++. Dia kata buat Tempura style....
So after my Dad menyiang the prawns, my cook fried the prawns and straight away sent to them immediately. Just then, deorang kata tak nak pulak. W T F?? Sesenang je ko nak reject?? Then buat muka seposen dan berkeras kata dia tak nak makan dan jangan masukkan dalam bill. Apa lagi... bengang la kitorang because if he did't want then he could just quickly say no before we cook for them. Most of our seafood is cooked upon request not ready made, (kalo ko nak just cedok je nah amik!!!) Kitorang tak buat gitu sebab tak fresh. So, go to hell la customer camni, tapi apa kan daya... the customer is always right, they say; tapi being a customer and sebagai orang melayu should be berbudi bahasa la sket, kan. Apa pon, malam tu aku la yang dapat makan udang tempura yang lazat tu. tapaukan masuk dalam plastic bag, bawak balik, on citer The Kingdom sambil makan...... bon apetit!!! Hu hu hu hu

Jokes Galore!!!

70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date.
Her mother warned her...."1sthe kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; than he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name.
"Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. Ididn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

A white couple had a black baby....The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?
'Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!